One of the best parts of going on a vacation, whether with your partner or by yourself, is looking forward to having sex ten times more often than you do at home. There is just something about the weather, the alcohol and the skimpy bikinis or no bikini, that just does it for you all the time. Not only do you have sex more often, the places you get have sex just ads that much more excitement to the whole experience. Being able to fuck all the screws out of the bed in your hotel room & scream your face off is so much fun, but there are few places on a resort that makes having sex way more fun than fucking in your room. Here is a list of top five places to have sex while on vacation.
1. On The Beachlifestyle friendly resort, then sunset on the beach is by far a must do!! Being on vacation is about enjoying the beautiful beaches, and there is no better way to enjoy the beach than having sex on the beach, and I am not reffering to the cocktail. 2. Sex in the pool This is especially fun if you are at a hotel where this is not allowed. The thrill of being sneaky and naughty makes sex in the pool that much more epic. In the afternoon, by the pool with the swim-up-bar when everyone is half tipsy and busy engaged in meaningless drunk conversations. This is the perfect opportunity to sneak over to a corner of the pool for an afternoon quickie with your partner or some horny person you have met on the trip. My only request though is that, either cum inside the person if it’s your partner, or cum inside a condom. Do not cum in the pool! Sorry if that ruined your meal but had to throw that in. 3. In the Sauna Sounds wet and sloppy but that is what I like about it. You do not want to suffocate by using all the little bit of oxygen there is in the sauna, or pass out from over-heating so make it quick. Sex in the Sauna is the best way to break the awkward silence between you and the person setting on the other side. O.K, maybe that’s a little too forward, so you may want to say hello first. Before opening your mouth, make sure you pay attention to body language. If the person is eyeing you from the corner of their eyes with a slight grin on their face, that just means they want to have sex. Just say hello and go ahead and ask. I would skip the chitchat because you only have so much time before you run out of oxygen. It is not as exciting if you are in there with your partner, because you loose the thrill of the suspense and awkward build up, but you can have sex anyways, just won’t be as interesting when sharing the story. Sorry honey! So the next time you are at a resort, be sure to check out the sauna. Going more than once will increase your odds of getting to have sex in the Sauna. 4. 4. The Night Club The Gazebo The hotels won’t admit it, but these were put there especially for fucking. If that was not the case, why is it that every time you look at one of those nicely decorated, comfy looking gazebos on the beach, the first thing you think about is sex? I am sure I am not more twisted than anyone else. Well, it’s a good thing we do not need the hotel’s permission. After partying hard all night and drinking, the perfect place to go “RELAXING” is on one of those ridiculously comfortable gazebos with your partner, or that same person you were bumping-n-grinding with in the corner of the nightclub. Sex on a gazebo can be as romantic as you want, or as raunchy as you desire. Before diving in however, you may want to check for wet-spots, somebody could have beaten you to the punch. Not to worry though, scooting to the next one over can easily solve this problem. When booking a hotel, make sure they have gazebos. I am sure you all have your own top five. This is mine. Honorary mention goes out to the garden and the hot tub, oh and the airport bathroom on departure to end my vacation with a Bang! Be sure to leave a comment telling us your "Top Five Places To Have Sex On Vacation."